Today's post is sponsored by my immense frustration in trying to log into various websites. To tone my fury down, the post color is this lovely sage green.
When I was twelve, I thought it'd be a great idea to make multiple email accounts and whatnot, because think of the protection! If I have all of these names, nobody could find me!
I was dumb.
While it would confuse the hell out of anyone trying for some unknown reason to find me, I overlooked one crucial detail:
I can barely remember one email address, much less four.
Now, as an eighteen year old, I have *gasp* responsibilities! One of those is my job, of course, but I also need to keep in contact with people who prefer email to texting. I've been trying for a couple hours to align all of my internet aliases under one name, and then erase the little bastards from my sight, which would result in quite a large amount of ease for me.
Of course because people suck, there are internet criminals who love messing around with other people, and to protect the identities of the customers, there are gross things called capatchas, and everything is linked up to an email account.
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I believe you can read into what I'm trying to say.
I'm pretty damn sure that there are many others who share this curse with me, so I decided to write about it so we could all join together in anger.
Comrades of fury!
Or not.
