Well... It's certainly been a while...
To punish myself, I'm writing in rose. I hope it offers some consolation...
Though the title may seem like a shot in the dark, I actually put some thought into its' creation. I am apologizing for my incredible procrastination, due to the loss of my humor and creativity.
I blame organization.
When I organize, I tend to have massive goals about how I'll never lose anything again, because of the perfect system that I've created...
only to forget said system the next day.
Sometimes I joke around about it, saying that I lose things in all the right places.
But loss is still loss, and ultimately I end up tearing my room apart, ending my system, and creating a new headache for myself. I'm sure you fabulous people have been in circumstances similar to the one I've just described, so I've devised a system to perfect your system in a systematic fashion.
Department of Redundancy Department?
Perhaps...
Anyways, I'll try not to indulge my own love for talking endlessly about subjects that really shouldn't be drawn out, so here's my thought.
WRITE. THE. SYSTEM. DOWN. AND. TAPE. IT. TO. YOUR. WALL.
I'm actually going to try this, and I'll post the results when I drag myself out out this writing slump I've been in for the past couple months. But I think it'd have positive results... Unless your walls are coated in a mish-mash of disorganized earthquake...
I can't help you if that's the case.
My apologies.
See you next month... Or week... I really don't know. But when it hits, it'l be like a tidal wave of sarcasm, washing away the barren humor I've been sporting.
I'm sure it will be magical.
Until then, Adieu
